youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

twenty-one-helmsmen:

quasigeostrophy:

gh0stl33:

lonelyhumanoid:

destroy the “german is a scary language” stereotype 2k15

it’s actually a really cute language and kinda funny sometimes like
guinea pig in german literally means “little sea pig” and turtle means “armor toad”
and then instead of saying what’s your name they ask you “how are you called”

And “How much clock is it?”

Gloves in german translates literally to “Hand shoes”

I’m sorry is I hoot suffering